Anonymous asked: You should write a fic where, during the Lima Bean scene in 4.21 Kurt looks at his watch and realizes its time for some OCD ritual so he excuses himself to the bathroom and Blaine follows him.
(warning: discussion of Kurt’s OCD and OCD rituals)
Word Count: 132,402
Summary: Skateboarder Blaine Anderson and lost girl Quinn Fabray have been best friends throughout the entirety of their mutually complicated lives. Kurt Hummel has been the talented, socially isolated head of his class since junior high. Jeff Pauling is the nicest guy in Lima, and he’s got a crush he’s been hiding for years. Life’s moving faster than any of them know how to deal with, but what else can you do except go along with it? Good thing they have each other and the rest of their buddies to keep things from getting too crazy - or to get them to go even crazier, depending on what’s needed.
Follow the lives and loves of Blaine, Kurt, Quinn, Jeff, and other familiar McKinley faces as the 1990’s hurtle towards the new millennium.
anonymous prompted: the first time blaine kisses kurt in front of kurts friends or family and he’s blushing and awkward and blaine just carries on like nothing happened
(part of the “awkward firsts” ‘verse)
It’s not until Blaine yawns that Kurt realizes just how late…
HI so tonight i was watching the news with my dad and there was this little thing about how a teacher kicked this kid out of his classroom because he had an anti-gay shirt on. this idea popped into my head and i couldn’t get rid of it. at all.
here’s some angsty teacher!blaine for ya
beta’d by rachel
The t-shirt was the last straw. After watching most of the males in his fifth period English class harass Kurt Hummel for three months, the shirt was what set Blaine off. It had been a black shirt inside of a red letterman jacket, with an obnoxiously large three letter word displayed on the front, following the words ‘God hates’.
At first, Blaine didn’t even notice the shirt. He had just finished writing an essay prompt on the white board when he noticed Kurt’s demeanor. Kurt was the boy who always sat in the left corner of the desk rows, right in the front, away from the other students who stayed towards the back. The brown-haired boy was staring down at his desk, his hands tensely gripping his thighs and his bottom lip worried between his teeth in irritation. His jaw was clenched, and his cheeks were lightly tinted red, more from frustration rather than embarrassment.
Word Count: 14,008
Summary: Older Kurt meets a younger but very eager Blaine (who is all but a virgin) at a bathhouse and takes on the role of teacher in the acts of gay sex. And somehow this turned into “they meet in a bathhouse and fall in love like idiots”. Thirty pages later… One day I’ll be able to write these boys JUST fucking, but it is not this day.
Megan requested a fic where Blaine and Adam meet each other, and because she was having surgery I gifted it to her as a little “get well soon” present. She also requested I post it here, and who am I to refuse?
Kurt Hummel didn’t go into things without a plan. Blind optimism was no one’s friend—he’d learned that one the hard way. Everything about Kurt Hummel’s life was organized down to the last detail, from his outfits to his career goals to his plans for retirement. And when something happened that threw a wrench into those plans—like not getting into NYADA or a cheating soulmate—Kurt stumbled, then recalibrated. A new plan was put into place.
So when Blaine called up, saying that his NYADA audition was taking place in New York in a few weeks and could Kurt recommend a good hotel to stay in near the campus, Kurt swallowed his pride and ignored the part of him that said having Blaine too close was a bad idea after Valentine’s Day, and told him in no uncertain terms the he was crashing at the loft. As soon as he hung up, he began planning.
There were sleeping arrangements to consider, of course, and making sure they had enough food for an extra person (which would be easier now that Prostitute Ken was out of the house). There was scheduling time to take Blaine around campus to show him the highlights, while still making sure Blaine got enough rest and hydration to be his best at his audition. There was also making sure he got to his audition on time, and didn’t get lost in Astoria or Staten Island.
There was also figuring out how to keep Blaine from meeting Adam.
Kurt and Blaine’s text message history
From April through to when Kurt breaks up with Adam.
A quick reconciliation!klaine fic based on the speculation that Kurt starts distancing himself from Blaine now that he’s dating Adam
20 March 2013
Blaine (8:55pm): Hey, Kurt,…
Title: One of a Kind (2/2)
Rating: PG-13 (for language and a few sexual themes, but nothing major)
Word Count: ~16,000
Summary: After becoming licensed foster parents two years after Evan is adopted, Kurt and Blaine don’t expect to find a suitable match for their family for a long time. But…
star55 prompted: Klaine, first time horrifying exposure to boobs (Santana’s
or Rachel’s is fine). ♥
a/n: i changed the prompt a little bit, it’s not exactly ‘horrifying’ (and i kind of feel like Kurt and Blaine would give aesthetic appreciation where it’s due *u*)
“You’re very confident, aren’t you?” Blaine asks slowly, leaning further into Kurt’s side where they’re sprawled on the rug, and keeping his eyes firmly above Santana’s neck.
Kurt snorts. “She’s got half a bottle of vodka inside her, of course she’s confident.”
Santana crosses her arms under her very, very bare breasts, and wriggles her shoulders up like an angry cat. “Do you seriously think I need strip poker and cheap booze to feel comfortable taking my clothes off?”
Kurt raises an eyebrow. “Not for a second.”